CONGRATION! YOU, LUCKY CUSTOMER, HAVE BEEN AWARDED A HIM!
Additionally, I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, who pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter-dot-com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception but I thought it'd be best not t